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themiseducationofb:

People will stare. Make it worth their whileElie Saab prêt-à-porter | F/W ‘14-‘15

not-easybutworthit:

remember when “tonight let’s get some” was the most inappropriate line of any one direction song ever

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c-squiggle:

one direction’s next wmyb pose

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photoswift:
“At 24 I decided that my life is enough for me, and I stopped looking for some other piece to complete it. I also learned how to needlepoint ironic cross-stitches of rap lyrics and gave them to my friends as presents. I’ll let you decide...

photoswift:

At 24 I decided that my life is enough for me, and I stopped looking for some other piece to complete it. I also learned how to needlepoint ironic cross-stitches of rap lyrics and gave them to my friends as presents. I’ll let you decide which is the more important revelation.

2srooky:
“ tumbledore-:
“ hentaiviewer666:
“ you have been blessed by the christmas chan
like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie
”
won’t even risk it.
”
I like this one best because there’s no threat to not...

2srooky:

tumbledore-:

hentaiviewer666:

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

won’t even risk it.

I like this one best because there’s no threat to not reblogging it so even if you don’t there’s no worries but if you do then you’re gonna have an even better time.

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

sunsetcurveofficial:

All your magic, Merlin, and you can’t save my life.

meladoodle:

i-am-your-imaginary-friend:

meladoodle:

Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me
Perks: Free cake tho

What do you work as???

I get hired to steal cake from kids 

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